Spring Chicken Bev Williams’ observations of her contemporaries inspired the first funny Spring Chicken drawings in the 1990’s.Since then, the brand has been developed to include not only cards, but also gifts and stationery.Spring Chicken was nominated for the Henry Cole Classic award at the 2009 Henries.
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“We needed rain for the garden - so we lit the barbecue.
Please order in multiples of six
“Didn’t we tell you? .....In hot weather we dress quite informally for bridge.”
“This is the year I finally finish off all the things I never finished - like the tub of ice cream, the bottle ofwine, the box of chocolates and the crisps.”
“Can’t you just think of digging - as a therapy?”
The three ages of woman...........Change of name, change of shape, whoopee! change of life.
“I’m going to give up waiting....for my baby fat to disappear.”
“But darling, you get plenty of exercise.............just looking for the car in the car park.”
Always travel first class.........or your children will.
“I’ve just received the best birthday present ever! Our son’s given me the car keys back.”
“I just love cruise ships.....The bigger the better. I can lose my husband for days.”
Congratulations on a moving event.
Just when you’ve learned to make the most of your life - you wonder where most of your life has gone.
Funny how a little age - can add flavour.
“Housework never ends....You do it then six months later youhave to start all over again.”
The three ages of man. Know it all. Say it all. Sod it all.
"Never go jogging........it makes the ice in your glass jump".
I've sinned again
Grey! you call it grey! Its stress highlights...if you don't mind!
One in five men think cellulite is a battery.....God bless them.
At your age people expect you to be mature, wise and sensible.
Disillusion them.
Lets not age.lets just marinate.
Never eat healthy food... We so need all the preservatives we can
The best way to enjoy yourself...
I'm a multi-tasker...I go to parties, I smile, I talk, I enjoy great food and I have little drinkies.
I love cooking with wine..Occasionaly I add food.
All women over 45 are really Goddesses - and should be worshipped daily.
Take my advise and never drink water. I've seen what it does to the bottom of boats
Mirror mirror on the wall, I am my mother after all.
Just take life with a pinch of salt - a slice of lime and two shots of Tequilla
Just how naughty can we be - and still go to heaven?
We only have one regret at our age....and that's all the sins we didn't commit.
On the whole, the years have been kind to us....it was just the weekends which got us into trouble.
When we are happy we eat, when we are sad, we eat....when exactly don't we eat?
My husband is quite used to growing old by himself...I haven't had a birthday for years!
Chocolate is cheaper than therapy...and far more reliable than a man
Who has wrinkles these days? Not us. We only have a few ravishing laugh lines!
Personally I think a man looks very sexy with a pram....unless he's in it.
Well I don't know. He said they were laugh lines, but nothing is that funny!
We never argue. We can't hear each other.
When we grew up, we planned to be rich, we planned to be famous....I don't remember planning to be wrinkly.
Growing older is hard enough...without having to act it!
I never drink water. It might be addictive.
We all have bursts of being good....but they don't last long.
Keep smiling....men wonder what you're up to.
Just don't ask me to relax! It's the tension that's holding me together.
You learn many things from golf....and how to suffer is one of them.
You know - if it weren't for marriage....We might go through life thinking we had no faults at all!
I'm not upset with you....Just very disappointed.
Women love silent men...They think they're listening.
I'm so hungry, I could eat a watercress leaf.
Just what do you mean - is it a new hairdo - or a cry for help?
I'm totally relaxed, because I know everything I can't find - is in a v ery safe place - somewhere!
At your age people expect you to be calm, dignified and sober...Disappoint them.
If in doubt - Add more wine.
When a recipe says add wine...never say "to what?
Older, wiser.. Sexier.
Alcohol is definitely the answer....I'm afraid I've forgotten the question
Is is time for your medication , or mine?
Man's last great challenge. The Summer Barbeque.
Both you and the wine improve with age and the more you age, the more we love you.
No no - I don't want a floral fantasy tattood up on my arm..I just want my address, my pin numbers, and oh yes - my name.
He's punishing his clubs because they played so badly!
Save water drink wine
On the whole, the years have been kind to us all.....it was just the weekends which did the damage.
You read about the dangers of alcohol so you better give up - reading
You want me to come upstairs and make love to you?....It will have to be one or the other.
Back in the 60's we turned on tuned in and dropped out
......Now we tune in turn over and drop off.
Oh, do peddle faster Daphne! You are saving electricity, but please pace yourself or the picture flickers.
Fit for another 20 miles? of course I am....I just don't want to flaunt it, that's all.
It's amazing how many Magic Memory Notes - we get through these days.
Good heavens! It must be time to dust. It can't be October again already.
